Well that was lovely, but may I have what’s behind door #3? It’s getting difficult to type because of a nasty papercut but wow doing it already! What was interesting was the inflatable boobs which reminded me of Yama Onna Kabe Onna, and the “Genki Hatsuratsu?” quote by Makoto which was a popular drink commercial during the Korea boom in 2004 for Japan. I love how at the train station Sekai’s all like “I liked you first but you liked Kotonoha!” and then before they do it he’s like “can we continue the practice?” Wait didn’t you guys just decide that you were in love with each other. Why isn’t he like “Ok I’ll break up with Konohagakure and go out with you instead.” And as usual Sekai’s all like “NO WE MUSTN’T!” Sekai dear, your mind & body aren’t in sync. I think I hate everyone except like Setsuna, she’s amusing.

LUL LET ME TOUCH YOUR BOOB AND DO YOU TO PRACTICE. The last time I heard that was in the drama Strawberry on the Shortcake where Takki did it with a girl because he didn’t want to be a “cherry boy” in front of his new girlfriend. So now I can’t decide who I hate more. Kotonoha or Makoto. I mean Sekai is being a lil slut here and in some sense “tsundere” cause she coulda totally been like “listen you watermelon chest, Makoto is MINE.” But no she goes and acts all ironic. I can’t decide whether Makoto sucks more because he wants to like do it after like a week (or however long its been) or if Kotonoha’s just all too innocent or something. I mean she’s in some sort of 18th century mindset. All she needs is a gentlemen caller. On the other hand, I feel bad that she has to like go to this whore level. Honestly in her place (at that age too) I’d be like “wtf you doing bitch?” But what renews her stupidity is the fact that despite this she CONTINUES to “like” and “date” him.

But I suppose if she had a brain and Sekai wasn’t ironic, we wouldn’t have a show.

Tuesday should be called “Fanservice Tuesday” on this blog because there was a freaking abundance of it in this week’s episode. At this point I musta seen like 20 zettai ryouiki shots, Konoha’s boobs jiggling for like 2 minutes while she was in her bath towel, and Sekai’s bra and panties not to mention her slutty waitress outfit. Wait slutty waitress outfit? Even Pia Carrot’s outfits weren’t so slutty. Where does she work? A host club? Kabakura? And oh man Makoto this week - you silly fag, there’s no PDA in Japan!

So then he goes to Kotonoha’s hosue, “Plays” with her sister. I mean whoaaa I didn’t know he was a lolicon too although I remember her getting molested by some guy in Summer Days. So then Kotonoha gets bitched on by her classmates, who I assume will abuse her to no end as the series progresses. On top of this she got all pissed off at Makoto for not calling her by her first name. What do you expect woman, you’re dating a brick. On top of that though, Makoto thickens the plot by at the end telling all of us “I’m getting tired of going out with Kotonoha.” Roflcakes. That’s right, bring on the action.

So I thought about it long and hard and decided not to blog Doujin Work. Yes I draw doujinshi, but I don’t draw porn and the whole doujinshi/otaku thing was funnier in Genshiken. The only thing that show has going for it is a pair of dancing bloomers but that’s not enough to keep me bloggin it especially with a full day on Tuesday. So anyway instead I’m gonna be blogging school days. And by blogging I clearly mean insulting Makoto every week and making fun of fanservice. Continue Reading »