Jan 24 2008

H2O -Traps in the Sand- 04

Published by Hinano at 9:44 pm under H2O -Footprints in the Sand-

You know what’s the most hillarious thing in the episode? The fact that the best drawn parts of the whole thing were tits and ass. :lol: Any other scene looked like the usual crappy animation but they then show someone’s crotch or boobs and wow look at that DETAIL! I know a certain top commenter of mine will thoroughly enjoy this episode as it contains traps and loli imoutos. Zanyness ensues as this week the gang goes to the beach.

The episode this week focuses on Trap-Chan Hamaji. To make things more ironic, they throw in her his loli sister, whose name is Yukiji. First of all - why the hell is Hamaji in a bathing suit with a boob bulge and no crotch bulge? I mean I know it somehow worked in Otoboku but at least in Otoboku we knew he was wearing falsies. But how the hell does Hamaji suddenly grow a rack? Is his swimsuit padded? And why does no one react to it the way they reacted when they saw him in a maid uniform? Thanks for being consistent Zecktards.

The stupidity hillarity ensues when the loli is angry that anyone, even a man would hit on her “sister” lulz. So she basically attacks Hirose and tricks him into getting stuck on a rock after the tide rolls in. Being the pussy that he is of course Hirose can’t swim. To add on to the ZANYNESS Otoha appears and flashes him 20 times with her skirt then gets naked and swims away somewhere… :|

So then the loli drowns and Hirose attempts to save her, but also drowns. What follows is a obvious yaoi scene - I mean can this be considered a yaoi scene? It’s 2 mans making out hard core here. I don’t care if one of them looks like a chick and has dynamic resizing boobs. :lol: So I really was starting to believe that the anime team had decided to make Hamaji a girl in the anime.

All signs pointed to yes, especially when Hamaji earlier said that Yukiji has “worried for her older sister”. That of course was crushed with a boulder the moment Hamaji stepped into the man bath and Hirose discovered his elephant. They then tried to add actual serious scenes to the story by having another bitch fight moment between Hinata & Hayami (who showed up to take a swim for no apparent reason.) Does anyone else besides me wanna see Hayami kick Hinata in the face? I impatiently await the day they really go at it :lol:


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24 Responses to “H2O -Traps in the Sand- 04”

  1. akon UNITED STATESon 24 Jan 2008 at 10:07 pm

    i don’t think i’ve ever been the first commenter before…how exciting :)

    annnnd…at least nicely animated boobs and crotches is better than poorly drawn everything right?….even if it’s….you know….just boobs and crotches. haha.

  2. Impz SINGAPOREon 24 Jan 2008 at 11:09 pm

    LOLOLOLOL.

    I died laughing. I do not think I will continue to watch it ,but reading the review is more than entertaining enough ^^

  3. Hinano UNITED STATESon 24 Jan 2008 at 11:12 pm

    Haha well glad you liked it :lol: This show is crying to be made fun of and I answer its call!

  4. padfoot135 SINGAPOREon 25 Jan 2008 at 1:37 am

    i would’t kick her wif my own leg… i would hire a big foot and do it for me..have to make sure the big foot ’s leg lands on her face!! cause u’ll get a nice head flying off scence if u do that xD

  5. Di Gi Kazune MALAYSIAon 25 Jan 2008 at 6:02 am

    mmmm

    loli imouto and trappu onii-chama…

    tasty…

    see? I told you hamaji had a yukiji :3

  6. Di Gi Kazune MALAYSIAon 25 Jan 2008 at 6:12 am

    Remember Jun didn’t have a crotch bulge >_>

    Now I want Hamaji x Jun doujinshi.

  7. padfoot135 SINGAPOREon 25 Jan 2008 at 7:34 am

    i wanna see hirose X hayami !!!!! who agree!!! muahahaha!!!!

  8. Hinano UNITED STATESon 25 Jan 2008 at 9:02 am

    Jun may not have had a crotch bulge but he didn’t have a boob bulge if I recall Hmm… :shock:

  9. Di Gi Kazune MALAYSIAon 25 Jan 2008 at 10:24 am

    All I can say is… who cares! Hamaji is cute!

    Hamaji!
    Hamaji!
    Hamaji!

    Nisemusume forever! :D

    And Hamaji’s real life seiyuu is Kamisaka Haruhi… I mean Priecia of Windla… I mean Sakikabara Yui.

  10. Hinano UNITED STATESon 25 Jan 2008 at 10:53 am

    digi you confoozled me!! :shock: *fixed post*

  11. marmot UNITED KINGDOMon 25 Jan 2008 at 11:29 am

    You laugh hinano but your crying inside

  12. Kabitzin UNITED STATESon 25 Jan 2008 at 11:44 am

    Haha this description makes me wonder if perhaps the animation team wasn’t told the gender of Hamaji, so they decided to play it safe and draw him somewhere in between.

  13. Hinano UNITED STATESon 25 Jan 2008 at 6:54 pm

    marmot> when I watch this show whatever inside me rests in peace XD

  14. Di Gi Kazune MALAYSIAon 25 Jan 2008 at 10:49 pm

    Hamaji is singing the OP. The OP is sung by Sakikabara Yui. Priecia. Kamisaka Haruhi. Characters.

  15. Ren90270 UNITED STATESon 26 Jan 2008 at 1:45 am

    I had no idea that Hamaji was a “trap”! How he manages to hide his “manly” baggage from everyone’s view? (You know, the swimsuit scene at the beach) And also how he manages to get his “breast bulge” to keep it up? (The maid outfit scene) I like it better if Hamaji was 100% “nut” (onna) instead of the “screw” (otoko).

  16. Stripey SINGAPOREon 26 Jan 2008 at 3:38 am

    LOL! I’d have to agree this post is more fun than the episode itself :)

  17. Di Gi Kazune MALAYSIAon 26 Jan 2008 at 7:44 am

    Yukiji is devious. Ebilly devious. >:3

  18. jpmeyer UNITED STATESon 26 Jan 2008 at 11:02 am

    His manly baggage is not nearly as manly as Hirose’s. I’ve seen the CG’s, I know.

  19. Dick Jones UNITED KINGDOMon 26 Jan 2008 at 11:44 am

    kagero hinata is a good girl!yes you keep telling yourself that you crazy thing!

    its the season of traps i tell ya! this,kimi arui just watched moyashimon subs and golitic loli kei lol!

    have to agree that i blame this blog for getting my hopes up watching an episode cos it seems funny when the show isn’t!

  20. Calawain UNITED STATESon 26 Jan 2008 at 2:59 pm

    Man, this lead guy is first off an idiot. I mean if you can’t swim you don’t go jumping into the water to save someone. It’s not heroic or manly, it’s goddamn stupid. Second, for the lack of a better word he is a big goddamn pussy, and is trying to be nice to everyone like every other indecisive, weak harem lead out there. This show is just so bad, thank you for at least injecting some humor into it. I pray the showdown at the end of the episode continues into something interesting, like some violence.

  21. Hinano UNITED STATESon 26 Jan 2008 at 5:28 pm

    I have no idea why in the anime Hirose is like a shota. In the game he’s pretty hot lol

  22. Di Gi Kazune MALAYSIAon 26 Jan 2008 at 5:39 pm

    Yukiji’s cute strawberry pantsu! Such cute strawberries! Huge strawberry print pantsu!

    Maki x Hamaji is the official pairing. >_>

    More than enough Hamaji this week to make up for the lack last week! :3

  23. 8GaugeBrett UNITED STATESon 27 Jan 2008 at 3:29 am

    This whole episode felts so misplaced and pointless. There was only like a total of 40 seconds that mattered, the first 20 and the last 20.

  24. [...] show just goes into detail on crotches & tits. Oh wait, I think I recall this being done in another anime drawn by the same studio…Needless to say I won’t be picking this [...]

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