Oct 14 2007
Game Review: Alice in Hentailand
So I found out that UnisonShift was releasing a new game called “Alice Parade” which was the same people who did Nanatsuiro Drops and the art was also done by Itoh Noiji. Perhaps I should have read the game summary or looked at other reviews because this was NOT LIKE NANATSUIRO DROPS AT ALL.
The premise is very simple. Your name is Alice, yes you are a male. You’re a man named Alice who gets late to college one day and runs into a bunnygirl who takes you to Wonderland. Naturally in the first 10 minutes of the game, this is what I expected:
However, this is what I got:
Actually I didn’t even get to the above character. I got lazy and downloaded a save file just to see what the CGs were. Honestly I missed out on nothing except a shitload of lolis, anal beads, and in the first 10 minutes the bunny girl “oh so cleverly” thought Alice’s cock was a carrot because mysteriously he got carrot jam all over his pants. 
So in conclusion, if you are looking for a cute romantic story like Nanairo Drops, this is clearly not the it. However, if you’re looking for a good fap twist to Alice in Wonderland, may your left hand be with you. (Because well you need the right one clean so you can pick the right choices.) And now I’m off to uninstall.
Also on a somewhat related note there’s a Sumomo figure from Nanatsuiro Drops.
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I don’t know whether that pun was intentional, but I laughed.
The guy in the first picture kinda looks like haruhi from Ouran.
That wasn’t a carrot? OH NO WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
I would worry … people tend to BITE and CHOW carrots not lick then or rub then.
it wasn’t intentional.
Took me a while to figure out what you meant!
Before this game, I thought that I was the only person that sucks, licks, and strokes carrots rather than biting or chewing them.
I believe the pinkhaired slut from girls bravo did something similar to a banana. nobody’s alone.
>> Before this game, I thought that I was the only person that sucks, licks, and strokes carrots rather than biting or chewing them.
JP: I have no suitable response for that statement.
JP hates carrots btw.
Bad Hinano! Playing H-games! And Alice Parade too!
And BAD JP! BAD!
What´d you expect?
If you want a sweet romantic tale I think ToHeart is a good game. If the game of Da Capo is anything like the anime then it´s also a great game.
Don’t forget about blowing carrots! Who doesn’t blow carrots?
..oh god. why oh why do you parents name your sons ALICE?
HINANO, NOT ALL OF US READ THIS FROM HOME
The HCG set makes for delicious fappage, mind you.
The art is by mysterious big name newcomer Itou Zatsuon (伊東雑音)! Different artist from Nanatsuiro Drops! Nobody ever saw her in the same room as Noizi, but they’re definitely different people. Even Noizi wondered why she never met Zatsuon even though they’re colleagues.
Rumour is that they get the newcomer Zatsuon to work on bakage like Alice and proper games will be by Noizi.
(Pronouncing 雑音 as “noisy” is not allowed. Only DQN do that.)
Is JP hating carrots a moe-factor?
Was it shaped like a carrot? Cause that would be even weirder.
I avoid dating-sims as much as possible. Something bad always happens. Usually to the buttocks.
Sabrina> That only happens in yaoi games
Drm> Pfft I cut out all the NSFW parts!!
manga> I expected Nanatsuiro Drops level cuteness? I actually played Da Capo…I couldn’t play beyond Nemu’s story though, everyone’s voice (especially Sakura’s) made my ears bleed
Alice Parade is a mediocre game ugh. I´m really disappointed. Erogamescape seems to agree with the amount of ero Cg. Someone said it isn’t worth a a penny XD and I agree!
This month releases are pretty disappointing. Hoshiful….and this where my most hyped…but this is the worst. At least Hoshiful was way better then this :/
The funny thing is that the games I thought would be bad, turned out to be pretty good….
anyway. I hope the 10/26 release wave is good :3
Amusing review as always
OMG! Jp is not bad…not bad…
Hinano: Expectations are something that can ruin every game :p
But depending on what kind of game it is the artist has to change style, atleast that´s what I think, don´t know how much truth there is in it though 
After watching some of the artwork for Natsuiro drops I just have to say cute
Haven´t played Da Capo, but I do want to play it, but since I don´t understand basically anything it´s just a waste of time at this point, in the future it will hopfully be better.
Sound can destroy the game completely yes. Hopefully when I play it I don´t get that kind of feeling :p
Sabrina: Buy Ar Tonelico, Dating sim without anything really happening. And great music as well.
I guess you’d not be wanting one of these (probably NSFW and all that) ^^;
(*disclaimer* I haven’t been going out of my way looking for this stuff, it just happened to be in the most recent CDJapan merchandise e-mail - honest ^^;)
But, err, yeah, Carrots. Lovely.
Digi> OOOOH boy
Zepy> REALLY? Wow damn talk about identical art styles. I wonder if they ever felt like rivalarly because “one copied the other” or something. Did this person also do Nanatsuiro Drops pure or was that still Noiji?
Bento> I don’t really play erogames that often but the “similarities” to nanatsuiro drops as well as the same company is what caught my eye I guess!
Because where there is pubic hair, there is carrots.
Tsk, tsk. Carrots and their subliminal messages. D:
Oh, I have to correct myself. My statement is incorrect.
“Because where there is pubic hair, there ARE carrots.”
Tsk, tsk. Carrots and their subliminal messages. D:
There. I feel better now.
Actually the HCG isn’t that bad. And Hinano must have a subliminal preference since she picked the loli queen of hearts as the pics >_>
Both are done by the same person using different pen names. Like how Jun is voiced by the same person with different names.
I picked the queen of hearts because she had the funny tongue sticking out CGs
PS:
blahhhhhhhhhhh :-PPPPPPPPPP
And WHY do you think she has the funny tongue sticking out? I think you’d be doing the same if there was the other half of that picture shown with sticking in. The Bunny Breeder one is funnier.
I don’t know about you but I don’t stick my tongue out LOL!
We do not need to know about the sordid details of what happens in your bedroom
I dunno all the otome games I’ve played no one ever stuck their tongue out either. I think this is some fetish that’s included on the fetish list for this game
I was playing this game just now. I really like the character design, though I felt the carrot scene was kinda lame. I think the storyline sux for the game. But the artwork rocks and its uber moe.
Ya unfortunately when it comes to eroge, if there’s no good story/romance etc, artwork and “moe” (good lord) aren’t gonna save it from my recycle bin. Besides all games nowdays have nice artwork in my opinion, so story is really the only thing to make them stand apart - to me anyway.
what you said Hinano :3
I had SHUFFLE! and I liked the artwork….but
the game was crap imo. I see people won’t agree with me but eh. Tried it but kept wondering where’s the awesomeness. Story was average. I couldn’t get into it….sigh. I do admit I can be lured easily by eye candy though….I mean this upcoming game looks beautiful imo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P36xf5Rp62I
…to bad there’s a loli =___=;;
So…massage to Unisonshift blossom: Change your campaign for the next game! Don’t cash in on this kind of trash please. Eye candy alone is not enough….(Game did not really have good Cg’s but still…)
Off topic.
Hinano are you going to review a few otome games soon? I wonder if you played Under the Moon….I would love to see a review for that one. Oh it will be amusing for sure. Especially in the ero department hehe XD
I wish I could download under the moon >_> I’ve yet to see someone post a torrent. As far as the huge chunk of games I downloaded, I plan to start on that maybe next month? I dunno, Florensia’s open beta starts soon *_*
psst. I can give you a link to the game(Uploaded it) It’s a DDL via medaifire….but how…..
haha send me an email! ayuchan AT kittymail DOT com ;D
mailed you
looking forward to the review if your going to make one XD
(I already imagine what you will say about…Ashe’s….er “assets” lol)
Oh don’t worry I will
I much more enjoy otome games than eroge ^^;