Broccoli Nyo! I should smack myself in the head for this, but I didn’t realize until this episode that Emelenzia is voiced by the girl who voiced Dejiko in Di Gi Charat. You know what gave it away? When they were sitting in a restaurant and she picked up a cauliflower piece going “Broccoli Nyo!” which is something Dejiko often says. That sent me off the couch laughing and OMG!ing at the same time. Anyway Emelenzia is on a mission to steal Mamoru away from Ayako on Christmas.

First of all she lies to Mamoru telling him that she’s gonna help him perfect his Beatrice powers. Mamoru thinks this would be a good way to impress Ayako and give her a “Christmas Surprise” so he agrees. Little does he know that Emelenzia is reading all these books on methods to seduce him. Her first futile attempt is to rub her loli flat boobs on him, which confuses the hell out of him. Em also has a fanclub and the fanboys get mad at Mamoru for being “friends” with her.

Anyway that doesn’t work so she tries harder. She puts on a red lolita dress and with a teddy bear bookbag glomps Mamoru. She then makes him go see a movie with her, ride a rollercoaster and go into a haunted house. She tries everything to “get close” to him but fails because she does things such as scream before the rollercoaster has even started moving. Mamoru is confused but goes along with it. In the meantime Ayako’s been eating lunch with the bro & sis from the student council because Mamoru spent his lunch times with Em. He even goes as far as to lie that he’s studying with another guy.

After their big “date”, Mamoru is ready to get that rock moving and Em tells him to close his eyes. When he does, she strips down to some cheesy lingere and when he opens his eyes he’s like O_O. She comes up to him (and she has a padded bra on lol) and tries the rubbing chest against him again. I guess this time it kinda works (real men like big breasts!) and he’s all liek WTF you doin bitch. She then tells him to close his eyes and she tries to kiss him…but before she can she ends up sneezing because she’s so cold wearing nothing but the lingere. At this moment while Mamoru is helping Em blow her nose, Ayako spots them.

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