Dec 14 2006
Happiness! - 11
Okay I’m confused and 
those who have played the game will have to clear this up for me. So apparently I think the one who put the barrier around everything was Yuuma’s mom. Also the reason Yuuma doesn’t actually know that she’s his real mom is when she gave him away to his adopted mom, she erased his memory so he didn’t remember any of it. She was also stationed as a teacher at the school to watch over the barrier she put up and make sure eveything was ok. Okay I guess that explains most of last week’s puzzles.
Koyuki does a fortune telling and sees the future where Anri fights Ibuki and gets hurt. She is worried and she quickly runs to see Anri and let her know. Unfortunately because the magic involves her not eating for a day, she is so hungry that she passes out. After eating a shitload of food she explains what’s going on. Also Yuuma’s mom said that she’ll be trying to get Sumomo back to normal and asked that Haruhi & Anri keep Ibuki under control because she’s “misguided in her thoughts.”
In the meantime, Yuuma’s been emoing over at Jun’s place. Jun tries to cheer him up by taking him out to see a whale show and then walk around the Aquarium. Unfortunately while they are there, some kid flips Jun’s skirt (getting a YOU EROGAKI! from him) and Yuuma wanders away (with his phone conveniently turned off.) In the meantime Haruhi calls Jun and says she’ll be looking for him as well. Yuuma in the meantime wanders outside going “What am I doing” and “What should I do Haruhi?”
It turns out Yuuma’s crazy magic caused a crack in the barrier. Soon as Ibuki found out from Shinya & Saya, she went to look for it. Luckily, Anri & Koyuki found it first and a heated battle is coming next episode. So anyway the last week I downloaded the eroCGs from Happiness and Happiness ReLucks or whatnot. I haven’t played the game but seriously…THERE IS SO MUCH PORN. I mean you could take like 15 of those CGs and make an animated GIF of every sex position each girl was in.
Also they LOVE putting spooge on the girls. At least 50% of the CGs no matter what the girls have spooge from their legs up to their heads. Seriously. So then I decided to check out Relucks thinking it was a sequel of some sort. It should be called Happiness: The Deviant Sex version. Yuuma not only screws Jun (in both male AND female form) but he also does it with his real mom and his Step Mom. Dude WTFBBQ!? Yaoi and Incest like whoa. I mean there was also a bunch of orgy pics but that’s pretty common in eroge but really come on…his mom? 
Upcoming Attractions: Aaanyway..final episode, Haruhi and Yuuma mack it.
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Your discovery is precisely why I avoid looking into the source material of eroge to anime conversion. My understanding of male hormones is that it can go either towards satisfying the libido or making things blow up. I have lived to see too many interesting things, I thought that this was typical for the genre but my ignorance is vast and colored by a puritan disdain for the game genre as a whole.
Yuuma having intercouse with anything that has female gonads or a hole is not terribly shocking since the genre is built on it, rather the thought that they never use contraception or a condom to prevent AIDS and SDTs is the most disturbing thing. Then again its all fantasy thusly Artistic license has decreed that there is no such thing as unplanned pregnancy and STDs in eroge. A real tragedy indeed as getting treated for the burning sensation in the dude’s pants would be comedy gold and at least give a legitamte excuse to see the doctor, nor can you practice that “I knocked up you daughter” speech, your fleeing from alimony and child support, or your attempts to debunk DNA evidence OJ style.
Still this sounds intresting if nothing else than for the WMD Jun is going to unleash. Emoing at Jun’s place eh? They must have been playing Twilight Princess, other wise…
Actually an erogeCG set I got today (cant recall the name) had scenes where the guy was screwing a pregnant girl. So yes pregnancy can happen (maybe not STDs) but they just think of it as another form of “eroticism” and go with the flow.
So…how many months in was the poor girl? This leads me to wonder if uncurable and lethal STDs can be made erotic…Then again sick girls can be considered moe. I’d bet money that at least one if not all these things have miraculous male protiens cures for disease from 11 beta hydroxylase deficiency to Zuska’s Disease. If not then someone is going to do it eventually.
The eroge industry is not at fault, if you would like to condemn, then condemn Mother Nature for giving us those evil genes, we would be better off without them. To change things make a petition against Kleenex, a product that supports the evil deeds of Mother Nature. So help out to change things for the better.
I don’t know much about pregnancy or how many months that was…but she was definitely showing.
Depends on the game.
For example, “Crescendo” at most have 3 sex scenes for a girl and seeing them all means we dont get the good ending.
Other games have a lot more (”Do you like horny bunnies” come to mind), some have the “harem” ending (the orgies images are likely from that route) and some are really just sex.
Its not really fair to compare say “Rape! rape! rape! rape!” to “Figures of Happiness”.
Also the are diferent routes in the regular dating sim eroge, just because there are sex scenes does not mean we see then all playing that girl route or that seeing then lead to the “good ending” of that girl.
about him screwing his mom : welcome to the world of Hentai…where..anything..yes..absolutly anything can happen
I was turned off by the HCG set for this game due to the ….spooge as you call it.
At first I thought you confused his mom with the sempai girl… then, I saw the CGs and was like Oh. My. God. He did not only do it to his mom and then his stepmom. In fact, they were having a mothers-son treesome…
Is there a plot to the game sequel at all? In all except like 5 CGs, the girl or girls depicted did not have any clothes on.
I have no idea Yuki, I didn’t play any of the games but yes, I really wonder about any plot when 85% of the CGs are porn.
in those games they usually have a number of normal cgs(ie. girl just standing talkin to u) while progressing through the game which dont go down into ur collection which u can view later, these games have routes that can take days to complete and the hcgs probably dont take up as much of the story as u think, though im not denyin that the happiness game does have quite abit compared to others